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Nervous Motivational Speaker Wouter Basson Imagines Audience Naked, Dead

Nervous Motivational Speaker Wouter Basson Imagines Audience Naked, Dead

CAPE TOWN – As outrage spread around the appearance of Dr. Wouter Basson – apartheid’s notorious “Dr. Death” – at a Kelvin Grove member’s luncheon earlier this week, we gained exclusive insights into how the…

Something Something New Age Zille Gupta Blah Blah Blah

Something Something New Age Zille Gupta Blah Blah Blah

JOHANNESBURG – The back-and-forth spat between Helen Zille and the New Age took yet another turn when… I don’t know? Something about the Guptas? Or a donation to a newspaper.…

Bear Grylls Prefers Taste Of Cameraman’s Pee

Bear Grylls Prefers Taste Of Cameraman’s Pee

UTAH – “Tea time!” says hard-boiled survivalist Bear Grylls as he climbs onto a rocky outcrop and shakes the dust from his bandana. Long-time collaborator and cameraman Simon Reay quickly…

Movie Review With Brett van Rooyen, Bouncer At Azure Nightclub In Randburg

Movie Review With Brett van Rooyen, Bouncer At Azure Nightclub In Randburg

LES MISERABLES Okes, this movie is lank tit. The name tunes like it’s a French art film, like about lesbians or something, but it’s not. The plot actually schemes more…

“Malema” Was Leon Schuster This Whole Time

“Malema” Was Leon Schuster This Whole Time

JOHANNESBURG – Mischievous prankster Leon Schuster pulled back the curtain on his most fiendish prank yet when he revealed yesterday that notorious agitator “Julius Malema” had been him all along.…

Office Parkour Outing Goes Horribly Wrong

Office Parkour Outing Goes Horribly Wrong

JOHANNESBURG – A corporate team-building exercise ended in tragedy after staff at Pretoria accounting firm Botha & Benade were taken on a high-rise parkour jaunt across Braamfontein yesterday. Police say…

FNB Kids Sent To Robben Island

FNB Kids Sent To Robben Island

JOHANNESBURG – The ANC this morning took swift action against a group of children who appeared in a series of controversial FNB television commercials by imprisoning them on Robben Island.…

Armstrong Denies Throwing Car At Reporters

Armstrong Denies Throwing Car At Reporters

TEXAS – Disgraced sports star Lance Armstrong was again mired in controversy after he allegedly threw a Ford Focus at reporters yesterday afternoon. Armstrong, who was stripped of his seven…

Apartheid Finally Over

Apartheid Finally Over

JOHANNESBURG – The good news that South Africans had long been waiting for came through late on Saturday night after Fourways resident Ryan du Toit finally declared that apartheid was over.…

Riaan Cruywagen Turns Into Cloud Of Bats After Final Broadcast

Riaan Cruywagen Turns Into Cloud Of Bats After Final Broadcast

AUCKLAND PARK – Veteran news anchor and beloved television personality Riaan Cruywagen transformed into a swarm of bats after delivering his last news broadcast on Monday night. Cruywagen, who joined…

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