Riaan Cruywagen Turns Into Cloud Of Bats After Final Broadcast

AUCKLAND PARK – Veteran news anchor and beloved television personality Riaan Cruywagen transformed into a swarm of bats after delivering his last news broadcast on Monday night. Cruywagen, who joined the SABC as a fresh-faced young news reader in 1975, closed off his landmark final broadcast by carefully laying down his notes and hissing at the camera before transmogrifying into a terrifying mass of Chiroptera that smashed through a studio skylight and disappeared into the night sky.