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Medieval Enthusiasts To Gather At VatiCon 2013

Medieval Enthusiasts To Gather At VatiCon 2013

ROME – The world’s largest gathering of medieval buffs is set to take place in Rome next week when thousands of Catholic enthusiasts flock to St. Peter’s Square for a…

Exclusive: Leaked Pages From Bruckheimer’s “Battle of Blood River” Script

Exclusive: Leaked Pages From Bruckheimer’s “Battle of Blood River” Script

HOLLYWOOD – The Gatsby likes to bring you exclusives and this week we’ve managed to get our hands on nothing less than three leaked pages from legendary producer Jerry Bruckheimer’s…

Home Button On Free State Provincial Website Costs More Than Actual Home

Home Button On Free State Provincial Website Costs More Than Actual Home

BLOEMFONTEIN – Under fire Free State director general Elzabe Rockman this morning defended the province’s lavish R140 million website despite the fact that the home button on the navigation bar…

Outraged South Africans Demand Partial Truth About Meat Products

Outraged South Africans Demand Partial Truth About Meat Products

JOHANNESBURG – As news broke that popular meat products such as burger patties and sausages might actually contain goat and water buffalo meat, scandalised South Africans demanded to be told…

Noakes Bust In Sordid Hotel Room Pizza Bender

Noakes Bust In Sordid Hotel Room Pizza Bender

CAPE TOWN – World-renowned anti carbohydrate crusader Professor Tim Noakes has been detained after allegedly going on a debauched pizza bender in a hotel room in Newlands. Police say a cheese-covered…

Case Of Physically Disabled Athlete Grips Mentally Deficient Nation

Case Of Physically Disabled Athlete Grips Mentally Deficient Nation

PRETORIA – The case of paralympian Oscar Pistorius, who was born without fibulae, has this week completely gripped South Africans, who were seemingly born without self-restraint and higher brain functions.…

Super 15 Preview With Umhlanga Housewife Janice Erasmus

Super 15 Preview With Umhlanga Housewife Janice Erasmus

It’s that time of year again. All the pre-season training has been done, the warm-up games have been played, and now we get ready for a never-ending glut of goddamn…

Reeva Steenkamp Killed By Boyfriend

Reeva Steenkamp Killed By Boyfriend

PRETORIA – Law graduate and model Reeva Steenkamp has been tragically killed in a shooting incident at a townhouse complex near Pretoria. Police said they were called to the Silver…

Zuma Whispers Sweet Nothings In Valentine’s State Of Nation Address

Zuma Whispers Sweet Nothings In Valentine’s State Of Nation Address

President Jacob Zuma delivered his state of the nation address on Valentine’s Day yesterday, murmuring enchanting sweet nothings into the nation’s collective ear during the joint sitting of parliament. “Jobs,”…

Israel Prepares For Invasion By Iranian Space Chimps

Israel Prepares For Invasion By Iranian Space Chimps

TEL AVIV – The Israeli Defence Force is on high alert following Iran’s announcement last month that it had successfully sent a monkey into space. Iran Space Agency officials said…

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