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Office Parkour Outing Goes Horribly Wrong

Office Parkour Outing Goes Horribly Wrong

JOHANNESBURG – A corporate team-building exercise ended in tragedy after staff at Pretoria accounting firm Botha & Benade were taken on a high-rise parkour jaunt across Braamfontein yesterday. Police say…

FNB Kids Sent To Robben Island

FNB Kids Sent To Robben Island

JOHANNESBURG – The ANC this morning took swift action against a group of children who appeared in a series of controversial FNB television commercials by imprisoning them on Robben Island.…

Armstrong Denies Throwing Car At Reporters

Armstrong Denies Throwing Car At Reporters

TEXAS – Disgraced sports star Lance Armstrong was again mired in controversy after he allegedly threw a Ford Focus at reporters yesterday afternoon. Armstrong, who was stripped of his seven…

Apartheid Finally Over

Apartheid Finally Over

JOHANNESBURG – The good news that South Africans had long been waiting for came through late on Saturday night after Fourways resident Ryan du Toit finally declared that apartheid was over.…

Riaan Cruywagen Turns Into Cloud Of Bats After Final Broadcast

Riaan Cruywagen Turns Into Cloud Of Bats After Final Broadcast

AUCKLAND PARK – Veteran news anchor and beloved television personality Riaan Cruywagen transformed into a swarm of bats after delivering his last news broadcast on Monday night. Cruywagen, who joined…

New, Even More Thrilling Version of Cricket To Be Just A Coin Toss

New, Even More Thrilling Version of Cricket To Be Just A Coin Toss

DUBAI – ICC president Alan Isaac yesterday unveiled plans for a new, even shorter form of cricket that officials hope will dramatically increase the number of matches that can be…

Adorable Child Tells Marketing Director About Branding

Adorable Child Tells Marketing Director About Branding

DURBAN – The normally staid headquarters of Unilever South Africa were captivated by the antics of a young child yesterday after precocious tyke Dylan Thompson – an art-director with advertising…

Multi-Talented Top Billing Presenter Able To Descend Stairs, Smile and Speak At Same Time

Multi-Talented Top Billing Presenter Able To Descend Stairs, Smile and Speak At Same Time

JOHANNESBURG – Take note ladies, Top Billing’s handsome new specimen is far more than just a pretty face. This versatile Valentino is able to walk, talk and smile all at…

Man Who Claims South Africa Has A Cool “Edge” Is Thrillingly Stabbed, Robbed

Man Who Claims South Africa Has A Cool “Edge” Is Thrillingly Stabbed, Robbed

PORT ELIZABETH – Walmer resident Brett Swanepoel was all smiles last night as he excitedly recounted a recent violent stabbing to Australian relatives over Skype. Swanepoel’s exhilirating roller-coaster ride began…

Sometimes Derek Watts Is Just Browsing, He’s Not Doing An Exposé About Your Shop So Everybody Just Chill

Sometimes Derek Watts Is Just Browsing, He’s Not Doing An Exposé About Your Shop So Everybody Just Chill

SANDTON – Derek Watts is just having a look around, thanks. He’ll let you know if he needs any help. What’s that? No he’s not here to do a story…

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