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Reeva Steenkamp Killed By Boyfriend

Reeva Steenkamp Killed By Boyfriend

PRETORIA – Law graduate and model Reeva Steenkamp has been tragically killed in a shooting incident at a townhouse complex near Pretoria. Police said they were called to the Silver…

Zuma Whispers Sweet Nothings In Valentine’s State Of Nation Address

Zuma Whispers Sweet Nothings In Valentine’s State Of Nation Address

President Jacob Zuma delivered his state of the nation address on Valentine’s Day yesterday, murmuring enchanting sweet nothings into the nation’s collective ear during the joint sitting of parliament. “Jobs,”…

Capetonians Demand More High Speed Skateboarders On Roads

Capetonians Demand More High Speed Skateboarders On Roads

CAPE TOWN – Capetonians were up in arms this morning over provincial authorities’ intention to find and prosecute thrill-seeker Decio Lourenco, the now infamous Youtube sensation who broke the speed…

Word On The Street

Word On The Street

The ANC wants to ban teachers from striking, but teachers unions are insisting on a right to strike… What do you think?…

Stats SA: Number Of Douchebags In South Africa Growing

Stats SA: Number Of Douchebags In South Africa Growing

PRETORIA – Statistics SA yesterday reported a sharp rise in the number of douchebags in South Africa, saying that the demographic looked set to exceed the percentage of arseholes in…

Effusive Mbalula Heaps Praise On Wife’s Meatloaf

Effusive Mbalula Heaps Praise On Wife’s Meatloaf

JOHANNESBURG – Sport and reacreation minister Fikile Mbalula last night described a beef and onion meatloaf cooked by his wife Nozuko as “an astonishing gregarious leap of taste explosions that…

Nervous Motivational Speaker Wouter Basson Imagines Audience Naked, Dead

Nervous Motivational Speaker Wouter Basson Imagines Audience Naked, Dead

CAPE TOWN – As outrage spread around the appearance of Dr. Wouter Basson – apartheid’s notorious “Dr. Death” – at a Kelvin Grove member’s luncheon earlier this week, we gained exclusive insights into how the…

Something Something New Age Zille Gupta Blah Blah Blah

Something Something New Age Zille Gupta Blah Blah Blah

JOHANNESBURG – The back-and-forth spat between Helen Zille and the New Age took yet another turn when… I don’t know? Something about the Guptas? Or a donation to a newspaper.…

“Malema” Was Leon Schuster This Whole Time

“Malema” Was Leon Schuster This Whole Time

JOHANNESBURG – Mischievous prankster Leon Schuster pulled back the curtain on his most fiendish prank yet when he revealed yesterday that notorious agitator “Julius Malema” had been him all along.…

Office Parkour Outing Goes Horribly Wrong

Office Parkour Outing Goes Horribly Wrong

JOHANNESBURG – A corporate team-building exercise ended in tragedy after staff at Pretoria accounting firm Botha & Benade were taken on a high-rise parkour jaunt across Braamfontein yesterday. Police say…

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